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This MUG IS SURE TO MAKE YOUR Dad SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR!

The best gifts are both personal and functional, and that’s why this [keyword] is a fantastic choice. You can also dress the mug up even more by placing additional gifts inside, such as stickers, magnets, candies and chocolates, or coffee grounds and tea bags. 

• Divine Designs  IS THE ONLY AUTHORIZED SELLER OF THIS UNIQUE MUG.  
• IF YOU WANT THE HIGHEST QUALITY gift, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. Our mugs come in two sizes:  11 oz and 15 oz. They’re crafted from the highest grade ceramic, and our designs are printed and sublimated in the United States. 
• PLUS, OUR MUGS ARE MICROWAVE AND DISHWASHER SAFE  
• This dad mug COMES WITH A 30-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE. You never have to worry when you do business with [Insert name of store]; we stand by our mugs 100%. 
• YOU CAN STOP SEARCHING FOR A GIFT FOR YOUR Dad and give him something that he can use for decades to come

We continually update our inventory with fresh designs and can only keep so many mugs in stock. So don’t wait to order yours!