What in the confederate declaration of independence 13 colonies four. Score and seven years ago is going on here? She's rocking that " I cannot tell a lie...stand back & watch me chop this cherry tree,in memorium , wanna see how it's done then watch me do me, ain't no stopping us now with a spritz of Raid. That “it’s my birthday coming up and I really need this hairstyle, and everybody else was booked up” was too real! I learned the hard way never get your hair done close to a major event or trip b/c that’s when they really start showing off...increasing the price. Comet and the raid. I would've been out as soon as she said someone is trying to take her to court. She gave you the george washington special. She got you looking like George Washington and Weezy Jefferson's love child.

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